Shepherd’s Warning or is it Sailor Take Warning?

My goodness, the sky this morning! Looks like we’re in for another stormy day and in fact there is a gale warning out for the south west. Time to batten down the hatches.

Storm damage, so far …

Went out this morning, came back to find everything normal. Half an hour later I saw my big old jasmine flapping about like a flying table outside the window. The whole thing, trellis and all, had just been ripped away from the wall. I have someone coming later to chop it down because I don’t think I could manage it with my little pruning saw. It won't be trying to get into the bedroom window now. I dread to think what will happen next.
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