OMG, she did it for charidee!

[callmemadam]

What a remarkable woman Heather Mills is. Marry a very rich man. Make sure you have a baby: she's your pension. Divorce your husband for £24 million. Nice work if you can get it. If only this were the last we would hear of her but since she's already talking about how this money will benefit her charities I fear we're in for years more of imaginative self-publicity.